Tuesday, May 15, 2012

Six Sinful Places For Risky Sex

Summertime is almost here. That means the days will be longer and you'll be staying up later and wearing fewer clothes. It's a recipe for many loving couples to want to do something that they wouldn't think of doing during the cold winter months -- engage in risky sex.

You don't have to have sex in the great outdoors to enjoy the titillation of oh-my-gosh-what-if-we-get- caught sex. There are plenty of places where you can go in the great indoors to get it on. 

We do have a few ground rules you might heed if you're thinking about taking a risk and getting it on outside of the master bedroom.  Don't go to a place where you know children hang out. Don't try it if you're wearing overalls and she's wearing her tightest jeans. Who's got that kind of time?  You won't be making love, this is going to be all about wham, bam, thank you, ma'am.  And yes, we have to say it -- don't get caught.

Here's a few location suggestions for the naughty couples who think that they'd like to see if they can get it on when no one is looking.

1. Model Home Open House
The sales agent who has an office in the garage wakes up from his afternoon nap long enough to tell you the price of the house and invite you to take a look around on your own. That's your cue to head upstairs to the master bedroom closet and get down and get funky.

2. Department Store Dressing Room
You can tell the sales clerk that you just want your husband's opinion about some new lingerie as you pull him into the dressing area and close the door. Just make sure you keep it quiet. There's a size 12 lady trying to squeeze into a size 10 in the room next door.

3. The Library
You've had this fantasy since college -- you've even scoped out the place in order to know which floor has the least traffic. So take the stairs and head up to the seventh floor stacks for seven minutes of Heaven.

4. Your Old Room In Your Parent's House
Seriously? The idea of getting it on in your old bunk beds isn't something that thrills everyone. But if you can talk her into it, why not? Just make sure you put a chair up against the door, just in case your mom wanders in to see what you want for breakfast.

5.  A Party
What fun! You're having a party just for two while in the next room there's a room full of party goers and loud thumping music.  Just make it fast, especially if you're using the only bathroom.

6. A Golf Course
This little exercise brings a whole new meaning to sand trap. Make sure you're well off the fairway when you head into the rough. And make sure you check for poison oak before disrobing.

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