Monday, July 30, 2012

For Your Viewing Pleasure, Let The Games Begin

It's time for the 2012 Summer Olympic Games in London. Your relationship with the games over the next few weeks will feel like just like a romance. You will be thrilled by the incredible competition, and heartbroken by some of the results. No matter what, you can't break up with the Olympics because the games don't just determine the best in the world—they make history. Don't forget all the rock-hard bodies that will be on display during the games. You won't want to miss a moment of the competition.

Move it!
Use the Olympics to get inspired to get into better shape. Being fit has been shown to lead to a better sex life. Improving your fitness will increase your endurance -- you'll last longer, add strength -- so you'll be able to engage in more intriguing sexual positions, and improve your flexibility -- which will add more to your repertoire between the sheets.

Party on! 
You can't always travel to watch the Olympic Games in person, but you can still have fun and enjoy the thrill of competition. Check your local TV listings and invite friends over for a great time watching the world's best athletes. There will be lots of eye candy to lust after for both men and women. Get ethnic with the food, and serve beer from the host country.

Get inspired!
Olympic officials will reportedly hand out more than 150,000 condoms during the Olympics. That's 15 condoms per athlete, and 50,000 more than they gave out in Beijing four years ago. One member of the US swim team estimates nearly 75% of the Olympians will engage in sexual activity during the Games. So what are you waiting for? Get going and have some gold medal winning sex!

Get it on!
You know that urban myth about how athletes are supposed to 'refrain before the big game'? It's just not true. Sex increases testosterone levels, which can cause an increase in strength, energy, and competitiveness. You don't have to be an Olympic athlete to get into the game.  Make a regular date with your partner for sex and see if you don't notice a difference in your energy levels.

Play games!
 Ever fantasize about standing on top of the Olympic podium to collect your gold medal? Don't let your wicked imagination go to waste. Use the Olympic Games as inspiration for your own sex role playing games. Pretend you’re a Russian triathlete and she's a US gymnast. You don't speak the same language, but you can't keep your hands off each other. Find fun ways to communicate.

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