Lube isn't just for
sex anymore…
Ever worry about your purse falling open at a family picnic
and having to explain to your mother, father, aunts and cousins exactly why
(besides the obvious) you might have a bottle of lube in there? Or perhaps, you
were a Big Love Machine this morning and you left your lube on the night stand,
and now your daughter wants to know what's in the bottle, Daddy?
Never fear, great alternative uses for lube are here! So the next time someone spies your slippery
stash, you can proudly flaunt that bottle of Wet® Platinum® Premium Silicone Personal Lubricant and declare one of the following top ten truths that make the
pleasurable quite practical.
1. Removes things that are too tight.
Your engagement ring is too tight? No problem. Move the ring
around, and a pour a few drops of Wet® Platinum® underneath. Turn the ring
around the finger a time or two, and rub more lubricant on again. Then gently
pull the ring off the finger, working it back and forth and turning it gently
as you go.
2. Removes price tags
and product labels.
You can remove sticky price tags and product information
labels from new purchases with Wet® Platinum® Just pour a small amount onto the
item and rub the price tag until it disintegrates. You can also use this method to remove gum
from hair. Don’t use it on fabrics as it
may stain.
3. Untangles knotted
bikes chains and gold jewelry.
You can use lubricant to untangle bike chains, but you want
to make sure you only use a small drop of Wet® Platinum®. Over lubricating the chain can make a tangled
mess even worse. You can also lube to
work out the knots in a gold chain or necklace.
4. Makes things go faster.
An adult store reports that they have one customer who buys
Wet® Platinum® in large quantities in order to use it on the sides of his boat
to cut down the drag through water. You know it feels good, and it now you know
it makes you go faster.
5. Moisturizes your
skin.
Wet® Platinum® is a great solution for the sensitive skin on
your genitals, so you can be assured that it will leave the skin on the rest of
your body feeling sexy, soft, and silky smooth.
6. Detangles heads,
manes and tails.
A small amount of Wet® Platinum® can be used to remove
tangles and mats from hair. Saturate the hair with lubricant and put on a
conditioning cap. Allow the hair to soak
in lube before attempting to loosen or detangle. Be sure to shampoo well afterwards. Wet® Platinum® can also help with horse
grooming, transforming even the most ragged mane or tail, leaving your pony
shiny and soft.
7. Gives a close
shave.
If you think about it, Wet® Platinum® has all the properties
of shaving cream. It is smooth, easy to apply, and it moisturizes skin. In many
cases, a personal lubricant may even work better than shaving cream. It doesn’t
foam so you can clearly see where you are shaving and it doesn’t leave that
rusty ring in the tub. Caution: It is very slippery so use caution in the
bathtub or shower.
8. Makes things shiny
and bright.
If you’ve seen latex clothing in photos or clubs, it appears
smooth and very shiny, but latex clothing requires polishing and care. You can
use Wet® Platinum® to polish latex clothing and patent leather. You can also use
it instead of Armor-all on the tires of your car. Try it on sun-damaged paint.
It'll return to the paint to its original luster and shine.
9. Instead of your
household lube.
Did you know you can use Wet® Platinum® where ever you would
use WD-40® around the house? Use it on sticky locks and squeaky hinges. You can
also use it to make large objects, like kitchen appliances, easier to move.
10. Makes stubborn,
sticky things work like new.
Use lube when you're in a hurry and can't get a nasty zipper
to budge. Lube will make a sticky zipper work like new again. Lightly rub up and
down the zipper to lubricate. We
recommend using a water-based lubricant like Wet® Original® for this so you
don’t stain delicate fabrics.
I love Wet Platinum for getting zippers and door hinges to work! It's fun for sexytime too of course ;)
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Really understandable post and helpful for adults. The oil is really helpful but need to be careful when buying this. Oil should be 100% pure otherwise it could be harmful for body.
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