Let's face it, if you were going to make a Christmas list of
things you really want to find under the tree this holiday season, a wonderful
sex life would probably top the list. But there's no way you can give that list
to your Aunt Martha, so you're just going to write down "woolen
socks" and hope that Santa will know better.
After a long night flying around the world to deliver
presents, there's no doubt that Santa is also looking forward to coming home to
a little sexual healing from Mrs. Claus on Christmas Day. In the spirit of the
season, we thought we'd put together Santa's naughty list. Here are a few
favorite sex positions that we've dressed up for the holiday season. You can
bet that they all are even better with a little lube.
1. Santa's Sleigh
Ride
You don't have to wait for Christmas Eve to try this
position that resembles taking a ride in Santa's sleigh. With the woman on her
back and her hips on the edge of the bed, the man enters her while he's
standing. She then puts her legs over his shoulders and tilts her hips slightly
upwards.
2. The Holly and The
Ivy
A Christmas classic as both partners engage in oral
stimulation on each other at the same time. The lovers usually lie one on top
of the other or side by side. For something different, lie on your back across
the bed, with your head over the edge. Then get your partner to stand astride
your face. You can wrap your legs around his neck, if he bends over.
3. Candy Cane-ing
Life is sweet in this position. This romantic position and
allows for a slow and easy ride. While you're both on one side, facing in the
same direction. She draws her knees up slightly, and then her partner tucks up
behind her pelvis so he can enter her from behind. By adjusting the lean of
your bodies, you'll vary the angle of entry and your latitude to thrust.
4. Naughty and Nice
Come and sit on Santa's lap and tell him all about your
Christmas wishes. With the man sitting on the edge of the bed, she can sit on
down on him, facing away. If he's able to plant one or both of his feet on the
ground, he'll have more leverage for thrusting. She can keep her legs supported on the ground,
or, for deeper penetration, she can bring her knees closer to her chest,
supporting her feet on the bed.
5. The North Pole
This time of year is perfect for a trip to the north pole. The man lies on his back with legs closed. She sits down on him and once he's safely inside she bends backwards and supports herself with her hands. She can then make rhythmic movements while he stimulates her clitoris.
This time of year is perfect for a trip to the north pole. The man lies on his back with legs closed. She sits down on him and once he's safely inside she bends backwards and supports herself with her hands. She can then make rhythmic movements while he stimulates her clitoris.
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