Monday, December 10, 2012

Santa's Top Five Sex Positions

Let's face it, if you were going to make a Christmas list of things you really want to find under the tree this holiday season, a wonderful sex life would probably top the list. But there's no way you can give that list to your Aunt Martha, so you're just going to write down "woolen socks" and hope that Santa will know better.  

After a long night flying around the world to deliver presents, there's no doubt that Santa is also looking forward to coming home to a little sexual healing from Mrs. Claus on Christmas Day. In the spirit of the season, we thought we'd put together Santa's naughty list. Here are a few favorite sex positions that we've dressed up for the holiday season. You can bet that they all are even better with a little lube.

1. Santa's Sleigh Ride
You don't have to wait for Christmas Eve to try this position that resembles taking a ride in Santa's sleigh. With the woman on her back and her hips on the edge of the bed, the man enters her while he's standing. She then puts her legs over his shoulders and tilts her hips slightly upwards. 

2. The Holly and The Ivy
A Christmas classic as both partners engage in oral stimulation on each other at the same time. The lovers usually lie one on top of the other or side by side. For something different, lie on your back across the bed, with your head over the edge. Then get your partner to stand astride your face. You can wrap your legs around his neck, if he bends over. 

3. Candy Cane-ing
Life is sweet in this position. This romantic position and allows for a slow and easy ride. While you're both on one side, facing in the same direction. She draws her knees up slightly, and then her partner tucks up behind her pelvis so he can enter her from behind. By adjusting the lean of your bodies, you'll vary the angle of entry and your latitude to thrust. 

4. Naughty and Nice
Come and sit on Santa's lap and tell him all about your Christmas wishes. With the man sitting on the edge of the bed, she can sit on down on him, facing away. If he's able to plant one or both of his feet on the ground, he'll have more leverage for thrusting.  She can keep her legs supported on the ground, or, for deeper penetration, she can bring her knees closer to her chest, supporting her feet on the bed.

5. The North Pole
This time of year is perfect for a trip to the north pole. The man lies on his back with legs closed. She sits down on him and once he's safely inside she bends backwards and supports herself with her hands.  She can then make rhythmic movements while he stimulates her clitoris.

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